Submit your witticism in the form below. Please know that InteLnet reserves the right to edit/delete posts with obscene language or aphorisms promoting/containing sexist or racist ideas. Sat Nov 12 11:05:49 UTC 2005 Tue Mar 30 14:19:34 EST 1999 Name: Anonymous Email: Date: Nov 10, 1995 THE ONLY REASON SOME PEOPLE GET LOST IN THOUGHT IS BECAUSE IT IS UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY.
Name: David E. Ortman
Date: Mon Dec 11 "God said be fruitful and multiply. He didn't say be like fruitflies and multiply!" Name: Michael S. Abrams
Date: Wed Jan 3 To be vitally alive ... To confront the most radical possibilities of each moment, and of every situation! Name: Helena Cence
Date: Thu Jan 11 Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. Sir Winston Churchill Name: Nate Ingles
Date: Mon Jan 15 Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx Name: William Wall
Date: Wed Jan 17 Hugs simplify, sex complicates. Name: Xavier Demay
Date: Mon Jan 29 The search for truth is in vain unless one finds satisfaction in knowing nothing. Name: William Markiewicz
Date: Sun Feb 18 The first glance was an alert glance. It's better to be an authentic loser than a false success, and to die alive than to live dead. In an ocean of absurdity, fins still are needed. Don't let time run if you don't follow. Facing time and reality, what can we do with our instants and our dreams? I don't know if I have legs or wings as I pass low over a wide range of ever-changing landscape. The work under my hand becomes a work of art when it starts to speak to me in a language I didn't know before but which I understand. ("Extracts of Existence") Name: Meng Chiang
Date: Fri Mar 8 The one who runs away today stands to fight in another day Name: jerry prillaman
Date: Mon Mar 11 a heretic is anyone who has an opinion Name: jerry prillaman
Date: Mon Mar 11 a heretic is anyone who has an opinion the French philosopher Bossuet said somethingto this effect or so I believe Name: Nora Bernier
Date: Sun Mar 17 When you hear hoofbeats you should think of horses not zebras Name: N.Bernier
Date: Sat Mar 23 If you hear hoofbeats look for a horse not a zebra Name: Brian Shackleton
Date: Sat Mar 23 A stitch in time saves nine
Name: Dane Craig
Date: Sun Mar 31 Chance favors the prepared mind
Name: jay
Date: Sat Apr 6 Earn less - wear a dress
Name: Vrasidas
yes yes yes Name:
Name: Matt Berry
We grow in increments but manifest ourselves in the moment of comparison. Great events measure the fact; they do not nurture it. The blunder in life is to mistake this measuring for the growth itself. To say it in another way, grand events manifest the accumulation of all our smallest moments more than they add to our totality. Who we are does not make us; that which makes us does not reveal our growth ... but like clouds which gather energy silently and invisibly, and in an instant, bond, flash and split the tree ... but who cares for the history of that force as much as its demonstration? -- from the E-book, "A Human Strategy" http://www.netbox.com/matberry/ Name: Anonomous
It is not the military industrial complex that we need fear. It is the wellfare, educationist complex. Name: Tom Gazella
Paranoid= 2 noids Paradox= 2 ducks Name:
test Name: Lee Daniel Quinn
It's not what you don't don't know that gets you into trouble -- It's what you DON'T KNOW you don't know. Name: Papa Monzano
"Do not take life too seriously. You won't finish it alive any way." I don't know whose is it, but good any way. Name: Alexander Gluzman
Eternal peace is a dream, and not even a pleasant one. -- Field marshall Helmut von Moltke Name: Seth Tepfer
How glorious it is - and how painful - to be an exception. -- Alfred DeMusset Name: Seth Tepfer
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. -- Thoreau Name: Alexander Gluzman
Here's weird one -- Politics is fun until you get caught. Name: Mai Ivanych Muxin
When I hear the word `reality', I reach for my joystick. Name: Dwayne Sheffield
Some have never considered the allegorical parables of parodixacal metephores. (anyway, something to think about) Name: Darryl Kablalik
There is no honesty if there is no trust. In order to dead and cool, you have to be alive and uncool. Life is much harder for those who pick and choose. God is everything therefor he is everything. Name: Darryl Kablalik
they that think there all 'there', aren't. God is nothing for we have not reached the point where He is everything i have no style so that i may fit all styles Name:
He that philosophies is like a mirror which refelects an object it can not see, like a cave which returns an echo it can not hear. Name: unknown
Reality is the Truth therefore the Truth is Reality Name: Anonomous
To see the village, climb the top of the vally. To see the vally, climb to the top of the mountain. To see the top of the mountain, reach to the clouds. To see the clouds, close your eyes and imagine. Name: 13th Apostol
the path of the rightous man, is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men. Blessid is he who in the name of chairity and good will shepords the weak through the vally of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost soul. I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, you will know my name is the crow, when I lay my vengence upon thee. Name: blunt
kindness is given far too easly for the weakness of will Name: Life
life is death prolonged Name: Mike Sheppard
The more I learn, the more I realize I don't know. Name: Marsha Brown
The difference between possums and philosophers is that possums don't really like eating old stuff Name: Antoine COURBAN
I say what I think, I do w Name: Antoine Courban
I say what I think, I do what I say. Name:
letchford Name: Donna Benjamin
Don't give up your biological right to think. B) Name: D Kablalik
1) I have no style. I fit all styles. I am nothing because you have not reached the point where I am everthing. 2) They say "it's better to dead and cool than alive and uncool." And I tell them, "in order to bew dead and cool...you have to alive and uncool. 3)Seek and you shall find that you don not need to seek for it will come when least expected. 4)Everyone in this world have something in common; they know something differnt. Name: Ivo
If girl is shying, so she know about which things she is shying and this shying couldn't be possitive. Maybe she is women??? Name: Alex Benedek
If Confucius lived today he would say: "He who cannot manage his wealth should be relieved of it for his own sake". Posted by: Fil (sapief@rpi.edu) on Thu Apr 22 10:14:18 EDT 1999 (206.165.246.181) Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was assaulted.
Posted by: potolitsyn (shurikp@comset.net) on Thu Apr 22 17:36:39 EDT 1999 (194.226.196.32) The marxism's classes should be substituted by the target groups. Posted by: T.H.E. Servant (theorder@introweb.nl) on Sat Jun 26 10:31:27 EDT 1999 (195.86.51.162) My birthday is something between me and my mother. Posted by: T.H.E. Servant (theorder@introweb.nl) on Sat Jun 26 10:33:08 EDT 1999 (195.86.51.162) From a perception one is convinced; has an opinion. From a conviction one is confined in understanding. From understanding one may cease to think in wisdom and from that cessation one can peceive. Posted by: T.H.E. Servant (theorder@introweb.nl) on Sat Jun 26 10:34:24 EDT 1999 (195.86.51.162) The more you philosophize, the greater the decline understood by it. Posted by: Stephen Browne (SWaBrow@yahoo.com) on Tue Aug 10 06:51:15 EDT 1999 (198.80.192.146) "Laziness, as defined by most people, is the unwillingness of someone else to devote himself body and soul, to what they think is important." Posted by: Nuno Diniz (contodeverao@hotmail.com) on Fri Jul 21 09:04:54 EDT 2000 (194.65.14.67) In our days we try to humanize the computers and to robotize the humans. Posted by: Fil Sapienza (sapief@comm.cudenver.edu) on Mon Jan 8 16:24:23 MST 2001 (132.194.41.201) I've never made a mistake. Once I thought I did, but I was wrong. Posted by: loungeman (loungeman@lidermail.com) on Mon Dec 3 12:26:13 MST 2001 (195.23.40.72) Friendship is the most altruistic form of selfishness Posted by: Catscratch (cats@monolith.yawc.net) on Sun Jan 27 19:48:50 MST 2002 (144.137.15.194) B) Don't give up your biological right to think. Posted by: lucy (lucy_milton@yahoo.co.uk) on Wed Apr 17 12:05:20 MDT 2002 (195.92.198.74) If there is a God, how were they made? Where did they come from? Also what was there before the universe? Posted by: fil (testing) on Wed Jul 3 14:32:29 MDT 2002 (132.194.41.201) testing Posted by: Fil (test@test.tes) on Mon Aug 26 14:00:31 MDT 2002 (132.194.41.201) testing Posted by: brianne schiebler (ichibanbrianne@yahoo.com) on Sun Oct 20 17:06:26 MDT 2002 (68.18.243.62) The question is not: is it true? But: does it work? Posted by: Stephen J. Mazurek (stephenjmazurek@juno.com) on Mon Dec 2 20:22:27 MST 2002 (66.81.127.191) "A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak." (Michael Garrett Marino) (So) If you're thnking about procrastinating, put it off! Posted by: Dee (Lydia087@aol.com) on Sat Mar 22 08:24:52 MST 2003 (205.188.208.6) The Cartesian mind creates centripetal and centrifugal structures of meaning. Posted by: Medo (agamedon@hotmail.com) on Wed May 14 23:37:59 MDT 2003 (155.245.254.253) If I was a golden dog, living in a silver fog; would I spin out of conrol? Posted by: Carl Corbitt (carl@ka-kaw.com) on Tue Sep 16 13:49:34 MDT 2003 (216.248.135.183) "I am in chains. Don't touch my chains" -kafka Posted by: Carl Corbitt (carl@ka-kaw.com) on Tue Sep 16 13:51:35 MDT 2003 (216.248.135.183) It's amazing how long it takes me to do nothing. Posted by: Ace (no@way.com) on Sun Oct 5 20:28:43 MDT 2003 (65.167.221.188) See with your eyes, Hear with your ears, Smell with your nose, and Kill when necessary. Cultivate your harem, Plant your seed, Gather unto you your wealth. Pity mans ineptness, Admire mans luck, and Pray for mans adaptability. In the end, there was only: The Great Sex, The Close Calls with Death, Your true Friend(s) (IF you had any), and NOTHING Else. Moral: I just told you. Think about it! Posted by: Kurtay (kurtay1967@hotmail.com) on Sat Oct 25 07:12:21 MDT 2003 (138.88.176.192) "Life does not exist as we know it." Kurtay Ogunc Posted by: Andy R (espressoresistance@yahoo.com.au) on Mon Apr 26 22:37:00 MDT 2004 (203.185.255.52) When all potential courses of action clearly lead to disaster, thought is curtailed. To be fated to be a lawyer is so unspeakably awful that the matter must never be broached, not even in a lawyer's own mind. The more we permit in others, the more we permit in ourselves. A critic who understands this will be unsufferable to other critics, and had better just be an artist instead. Post Aphorism: |